Jake Noble

Full Name: Jake Anthony Noble
D/O/B: 1st September 1989
Tattoos, piercings or body mods? Had snake bites.
Favorite food? Fast Food
Favorite drink? Lemon
Best restaurant in town? Is McDonalds a restaurant?
Single or spoken for? Single.
Where do you want to be in 1 year? Alive.
Where do you want to be in 5 year? Still Alive.
Favorite Film? Saw
Favorite Band/group/singer? At the moment Chimaira
Favorite song? Destroy and Dominate by Chimaira
What couldn’t you live without? Oxygen
Name and food or drink you couldn’t live without? Any I would starve or dehydrate without them.
What would be your 3 wishes if asked by a genie? 1. I want more wishes. 2. I want to have a lot of money. 3. Since this isn’t my last wish because of wish 1 lets stop the fighting in the world.
Best way to talk? Email, TXT, Phone, Or in Person? Email or IM. But in person is the easiest.
If you were superhero what would be your powers? Indestructibility that would be awesome.
How long, on average, does it take you to get rid of someone trying to sell you something over the phone? I like to let them think I give a shit and then when asked if I would like some say no.
What is your preferred method of sharpening a knife? On a sharpening stone.
If you had the opportunity to become immortal, would you take it? Yes, on the condition if I don’t want to be immortal I don’t have to be.
Do you trust that fancy new paint which goes on pink and dries white? Why the fuck would you make paint that looks pink and dries white? Why not fucking use white paint so it dries white?
If you could issue one decree as an absolute monarch, what would it be? What I say goes.
If copies are free, do you check the settings first, or just press the button and see what happens? If there for a limited time only just press the button but if I had time I would play with the settings.
What objects would you be nervous if you didn’t have a spare for? Clothes
If you bought a new BMW 520i, would you choose the “Delete badge” option? Delete a BMW Badge? Fuck off!!!
What is your typical path through a supermarket? Where its walkable.
Do you abbreviate the words “you”, “are”, “to” and “for” in text messages? I used to.
Have you ever tried to use an optical mouse on a mirror, just to see what happened? No but brb.
A criminal maniac invites you to “Pick a city for destruction, Mr. Bond.” Which one do you choose? Some shitty place no one is going to miss.
Which font do you use most often? Verdana now because of the graphic designer.
What happened the last time you applied excessive force to an inanimate object? It broke hehe.
If you could choose any person living or dead, who would you most like to hit repeatedly in the face with a small wooden gavel? George W. Bush.
If you had the choice between a petrol chainsaw or a bread knife, which would you use for felling a small tree with a 1″ diameter trunk? Chainsaw just to make sure its down!
If you could ban one figure of speech, one acronym and one word, what would they be? That real stuck up girl talk “like whatever” that shit.
If you ran over a teddy bear lying in the road, would you feel guilty? Is it a cute teddy bear?
If your house was besieged, which consumable would you run out of last – assuming you didn’t starve? Razors, I am a hobo.
When making a graph in MS Excel, do you place it on a separate sheet or on the sheet with the source data? Same sheet with the data so people can refer to the data for the source for the graph.
How accurate is the time on your watch? What watch?
Do you, in the most fundamental depths of your soul, give a crap about the extinction of the Red Cockaded Woodpecker? WHAT the Red Cockaded Woodpecker is going extinct? Oh sorry i mean. What is the Red Cockaded Woodpecker that is going extinct?